Where's the Meat?

So I was walking through my kitchen when I noticed a small, wet feeling under my sock. I looked at the bottom of my foot, and it appeared that a small circle of bologna was stuck to my sock! I thought that, one, I don't even eat bologna, and two, how much has my housekeeping slipped, that I have circles of lunchmeat stuck to my floor? I looked closer, and realized what it really was: