How it All Started

One day, a young girl was skipping through a meadow. She was fairly content, but her life was not quite complete. She had an apron full of acorns and a heart free of troubles- what more could a young girl want?

As she was pondering this question, the clouds parted, and a deep, official sounding voice proclaimed, "If you blog it, they will come."

The girl said, "God, is that you?"

There was a long silence.

Long story short, the voice was not God. But the idea had already taken root, so the girl abandoned her acorns and sprinted to the nearest internet cafe, where she dashed off the first entry on her newfound blog.

Pressing the "publish" button, the girl felt complete, and she knew that her life would never be the same again.

This is her story.

::applause::